The Flying Spaghetti Monster costume made another  appearance  on State Street this Halloween.

While the FSM meme has faded into the mists of time, I still get strong positive reactions from those who recognize it. Those who don’t usually guess I’m spaghetti and meatballs. However, often, people have some crazy wild-ass guesses.

This year, I decided to record some.

All of these were actual guesses from people wondering what in the hell I was. I didn’t record them all, but these are all genuine:

• Lady Gaga (what, really?)
• Shit with eyes
• Fallopian tubes
• Intestines
• Daniel Johnston (not bad! See here.)
• Bug
• Alien
• Giant cumshot
• Adam and Eve
• Balls and spaghetti
• Mos Eisley spaceport
• Men in black
• “Those are tits”
• Coconuts
• Balls
• Sperm donor
• Octopus
• Ahh! Real monster
• Pans  Labyrinth
• Sperm
• Cock and Balls
• “Sci-fi show from the 80s”
• “I don’t know but you got big tits”
• Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
• Crab