The Flying Spaghetti Monster costume made another appearance on State Street this Halloween.
While the FSM meme has faded into the mists of time, I still get strong positive reactions from those who recognize it. Those who don’t usually guess I’m spaghetti and meatballs. However, often, people have some crazy wild-ass guesses.
This year, I decided to record some.
All of these were actual guesses from people wondering what in the hell I was. I didn’t record them all, but these are all genuine:
- Lady Gaga (what, really?)
- Shit with eyes
- Fallopian tubes
- Daniel Johnston (not bad! See here.)
- Giant cumshot
- Adam and Eve
- Balls and spaghetti
- Mos Eisley spaceport
- Men in black
- “Those are tits”
- Sperm donor
- Ahh! Real monster
- Pans Labyrinth
- Cock and Balls
- “Sci-fi show from the 80s”
- “I don’t know but you got big tits”
- Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs