Poop seems to follow a bell curve in level of gross.

Right off the bat, the shell-shocked parents get hit dealing with meconium. It is unbelievable stuff… a tiny drop could tar a roof.

As the breast milk diet takes hold, though, the poop gets better. Doesn’t smell so bad at all and easy to clean up.

Augie just started solid food in the last couple of weeks… and now the poop has taken a turn for the worse.

It smells like the inside of a porta potty in August after a Phish concert, is solid, and has quite an affinity for sticking to his ass cheeks.

Can you teach a six month old child how to use a toilet?