Observations on Fatherhood #3

November 16, 2008 ยท 1 minute read

If you have a boy, make sure his penis points DOWN when you put that diaper on.

You have to aim for the largest area of absorbent material, else he will soak himself and leave the diaper dry.

Also, there is no other piece of clothing necessary for an infant than the sleeper. If it’s too big, that makes it all the easier to insert kid.