It’s Time

Posted on November 29th, 2011 by John Stewart


It’s so fucking time. Everywhere.


FSM Misidentification

Posted on November 11th, 2011 by John Stewart

The Flying Spaghetti Monster costume made another appearance on State Street this Halloween.

While the FSM meme has faded into the mists of time, I still get strong positive reactions from those who recognize it. Those who don’t usually guess I’m spaghetti and meatballs. However, often, people have some crazy wild-ass guesses.

This year, I decided to record some.

All of these were actual guesses from people wondering what in the hell I was. I didn’t record them all, but these are all genuine:

Lady Gaga (what, really?)
Shit with eyes
Fallopian tubes
Daniel Johnston (not bad! See here.)
Giant cumshot
Adam and Eve
Balls and spaghetti
Mos Eisley spaceport
Men in black
“Those are tits”
Sperm donor
Ahh! Real monster
Pans Labyrinth
Cock and Balls
“Sci-fi show from the 80s”
“I don’t know but you got big tits”
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

Homeopathy is not a Victimless Crime

Posted on May 3rd, 2009 by John Stewart

Homeopathy. It’s a religion masquerading as science. Basically you take some chemical and dilute it, and dilute it, until you have a solution that is, for all intents and purposes, simply water.

Somehow the molecules of water you have left "resonate" with the chemical you originally put in, and cause an effect the opposite of what the original chemical did. Really. It makes no sense on so many levels.

It’s total, utterly quackery and bunk. Unfortunately, it seems to resonate with the hippy-dippy crowd in Madison. Whole Foods fucking sells this stuff!

I’m all for the free market, but when something is openly a fraud, I think that should be illegal.

Some I’ve discussed this with in the past have felt that while it may be true that homeopathic "medicine" is no better than a placebo, at least it causes no harm

I think that’s … Read More »

Halloween 2008

Posted on November 7th, 2008 by John Stewart

As I did in 2006 and 2007, I hit State Street with the FSM costume.

Once again, it garnered quite a bit of attention, both from those clueful in the ways of Pastafarianism, and those who just wanted to know what in the hell I was.

All of the pictures in the 2008 photo gallery with me and other folks were people coming up to me to ask to pose with me… except for the Ask Me About Jesus guy, with whom I had a long conversation. Neither of us seemed convinced in the end.

I think he was a bit mystified to see both Moses and a rabbi come up while we talked to offer their worship to me as the One True God.

  2008 Halloween Photo Album

Faith and Atheism

Posted on February 24th, 2008 by John Stewart

This is a video from a call-in show on cable access in Austin about atheism.

One of the hosts here, Matt Dillahunty, calmly and reasonably has a long discussion with a caller who is trying to make the point that atheism is a state of faith. He really clearly lays it all out… the difference between belief and knowledge, the different "types" of atheism.

And the call also engages in reasoned discourse. Both are polite… until the very end when the theist caller gets a little frustrated.