My namesake is dead… no, not the Jon Stewart who comes up when you google "John Stewart" (dammit, people, can’t you spell?). No, not me.
This one:
The one who wrote "Daydream Believer" for the Monkees.
The one who was in the Kingston Trio.
The one to whom a few emails were intended, but were sent to me.
Rest in […]
From: Sharon Burden To: John Stewart, Janet ReidCc: Mark CobleDate: Aug 17, 2006 1:26 PMSubject: RE: reception
Hello John: I have spoken with Mark and we are wondering if you can bring us the DVD file so that we can have it loaded onto the Media shout program? Is there anyway we could receive this […]
Today’s misaddressed John Stewart email…
Hi John, I wanted to follow-up on your order regarding the ship date. I didn’t hear back from the mill today, but I should have answer tomorrow morning. I will keep you posted.
Thank you for your patience,
Erin Williams
Stark Carpet Corporation
I guess my doppleganger is shopping for carpet now…
From Yahoo News:
Utah School Books the Wrong Jon Stewart
Wed Apr 12, 10:11 PM ET
An embarrassed charter school has discovered it booked the wrong Jon Stewart for its annual gala. The DaVinci Academy thought it had made a deal with comedian Jon Stewart, star of "The Daily Show" and host of this year’s Academy Awards, to […]
‘Ol Kelly’s at it again. This isn’t the first email I’ve gotten from her.
Hi John-
I saw you at the Rainbow Connection event when you were busy running and filming. How did it go for you?
Can we set a time to get together to view the video you shot of me at the Lutheran Student Center […]
From a friend at work:
I stumbled across this Town of York history on the web and thought you could appreciate it. The Town of York is a rural area just west of New Glarus. Some dude named John Stewart settled the Town of Stewart in 1838. Perhaps this guy was a distant relative of yours? […]
Is there some master Lutheran email list where I’m listed as the one and only John Stewart?
Duane, John, and Jeff,
Thanks so much for your work on yesterday’s NLSW service. It was awesome (but, then again, so are all of our services J)! The use of screens in our services is a great addition. Many parents […]
In my mailbox today:
Hello John!
How are you! I’ve been traveling and preparing for upcoming events, so I’ve missed you at church. I will say that the visual presentation at church is so very nice- you are doing a great job! I only regret that we’ve not seen it more because of our schedule this month. […]
This week’s misaddressed John Stewart email:
Hi John–
Yeah, it’s a heck of a way to get to work out of the home office! I mailed you a Christmas card eoever arlier this week with a few more details; maybe you got it today.
Overall, the prognosis is good. This is just a bump on life’s highway (ok, […]