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Posted on April 28th, 2010 by John Stewart

This blog is a weird thing. I guess it’s existed a while, and I’ve pretty much always had a website of some sort once I bought johnstewart.com.

The earliest incarnation at archive.org is 2000; seems about right. It looked pretty much like pictured here, this from 2001.

I must say it was pretty impressive and high tech, compared to its contemporaries. There was a design, an aesthetic, and it wasn’t a total eyesore. The blue text was actually my handwriting, with a Sharpie, scanned in and turned into a transparent .gif. When you rolled over the text, it would switch to a red-colored word, done the same way (but from a different scan).

Always this has just been a vanity site, a way to communicate with people in my real life, meatspace. It’s a way to show photos to and of my friends and family. … Read More »


John Stewart is dead

Posted on January 21st, 2008 by John Stewart

My namesake is dead… no, not the Jon Stewart who comes up when you google "John Stewart" (dammit, people, can’t you spell?). No, not me.

This one:

The one who wrote "Daydream Believer" for the Monkees.

The one who was in the Kingston Trio.

The one to whom a few emails were intended, but were sent to me.

Rest in peace, dude.


Christians Gone Wild

Posted on August 18th, 2006 by John Stewart

From: Sharon Burden     To: John Stewart, Janet ReidCc: Mark CobleDate: Aug 17, 2006 1:26 PMSubject: RE: reception

Hello John:  I have spoken with Mark and we are wondering if you can bring us the DVD file so that we can have it loaded onto the Media shout program?  Is there anyway we could receive this by tomorrow morning?  Sharon BurdenChurch AdministratorFirst & Calvary Presbyterian Church

From: John StewartTo: Sharon BurdenDate: Aug 17, 2006 2:13 PMSubject: Re: reception

Wrong John.

From: Sharon BurdenTo: John StewartDate: Aug 17, 2006 2:14 PMSubject: RE: reception

sorry …

From: Janet Reid    To: John StewartDate: Aug 17, 2006 11:03 PMSubject: Re: reception

We are planning on using the big screen in fellowship hall. 

Janet Reid
Your FAVORITE Jewelry Lady!

From: John Stewart    To: Janet ReidCc: Sharon Burden, Mark CobleDate: Aug 18, 2006 9:23 AMSubject: Re: reception

Janet – you may be my favorite jewelry … Read More »


Carpet

Posted on April 18th, 2006 by John Stewart

Today’s misaddressed John Stewart email…

Hi John, I wanted to follow-up on your order regarding the ship date.  I didn’t hear back from the mill today, but I should have answer tomorrow morning.  I will keep you posted.

Thank you for your patience,

Erin Williams

Stark Carpet Corporation

I guess my doppleganger is shopping for carpet now…


Utah School Books the Wrong Jon Stewart

Posted on April 13th, 2006 by John Stewart

From Yahoo News:
Utah School Books the Wrong Jon Stewart

Wed Apr 12, 10:11 PM ET

An embarrassed charter school has discovered it booked the wrong Jon Stewart for its annual gala. The DaVinci Academy thought it had made a deal with comedian Jon Stewart, star of "The Daily Show" and host of this year’s Academy Awards, to appear next week.It sent out 500 invitations to businesses and planned for 900 people.

But last week, it learned that it had booked Jon A. Stewart, a former motivational speaker, businessman and part-time professional wrestler from Chicago.

Shit, if any John Stewart will suffice, I’ll do it!