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Another batch of Augie pics are up… including this one by Suz, which IMHO is the best picture taken of him yet.

If you have a boy, make sure his penis points DOWN when you put that diaper on.
You have to aim for the largest area of absorbent material, else he will soak himself and leave the diaper dry.
Also, there is no other piece of clothing necessary for an infant than the sleeper. If it’s too […]

As I did in 2006 and 2007, I hit State Street with the FSM costume.
Once again, it garnered quite a bit of attention, both from those clueful in the ways of Pastafarianism, and those who just wanted to know what in the hell I was.
All of the pictures in the 2008 photo gallery with me […]

All of my life it has been a crazy impossibility to think that a black man would ever become President of the United States of America. I never thought I would see it.
Despite his numbers, I didn’t think Obama would win. I figured this country was still far too racist. I’m ecstatic I was wrong.
My […]

My wife just posed this question to me:
So as a libertarian, given this situation, where do you stand on un-deregulation?

Good question.
There certainly is evidence that the loosening of regulation did spur economic development in the 80’s and 90’s that would not have otherwise occurred.
But look where we are now… the fact that "banks" could […]

Submitted today.
To:
Senator Herbert KohlSenator Russ FeingoldRepresentative Tammy Baldwin
From:
John StewartCitizenMadison, WI
I am a homeowner and a citizen of the city of Madison, the state of Wisconsin and of the United States of America. I have struggled over the past years to pay down my own debts and to provide as best I can for my family. […]

You said 700 BILLION?
An alien observing this whole financial mess from orbit would find it all very interesting.
I do as well, on one level. Fascinating stuff. Learning more and more about the innards of the US financial system.
On another level, it terrifies the crap out of me. Someone’s writing a check in MY name to […]

I played Civilization back in the day (on my Mac IIci, when I was still a Macintosh fanboy). Great game, but none of the sequels ever did much for me. Too complicated, and I never got the hang of properly micromanaging my cities to generate the right stuff for my empire.
More recently I looked at […]

I’m a Green Bay Packer fan (this from a decade ago)
I’m also a Brett Favre fan.
I recently got into a highly opinionated discussion about how I feel about Favre’s shenaningans in the past few weeks. After being chastized for my seeming lack of loyalty to a man who has led my team (yes, I own […]

Got this in my inbox the other day, to an address unused for years.
I certainly never signed up for any RNC email lists, especially not on this account. This is the only politician from whom I’ve ever received spam.
John McCain: Reform - Prosperity - Peace - V1AG4A - Enlarge your Penis!
Eat a bag of dicks, […]