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Another batch of Augie pics are up… including this one by Suz, which IMHO is the best picture taken of him yet.

If you have a boy, make sure his penis points DOWN when you put that diaper on.
You have to aim for the largest area of absorbent material, else he will soak himself and leave the diaper dry.
Also, there is no other piece of clothing necessary for an infant than the sleeper. If it’s too […]

As I did in 2006 and 2007, I hit State Street with the FSM costume.
Once again, it garnered quite a bit of attention, both from those clueful in the ways of Pastafarianism, and those who just wanted to know what in the hell I was.
All of the pictures in the 2008 photo gallery with me […]

Yesterday in the late afternoon, I looked down at my jeans.
There were two brown splotches on my left thigh.
Yes, I had been at work all day unaware that I had baby shit stains all over myself.
I have become somewhat inured to the new flavors, and volumes, of bodily fluids in my life.
And baby shit is […]

All of my life it has been a crazy impossibility to think that a black man would ever become President of the United States of America. I never thought I would see it.
Despite his numbers, I didn’t think Obama would win. I figured this country was still far too racist. I’m ecstatic I was wrong.
My […]

Some more Augie pictures are now up.

Last week, we were sitting in the living room. We were tired. It was dark.
The phone rang.
I exclaimed with no small amount of annoyance "Who in the hell would be calling at THIS hour?"
I looked down at my watch.
It was 7:20pm.