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Another short movie shot outside my office window this afternoon.Click the image to play.

Kirk Cameron from Growing Pains, and some creepy dude with a banana fetish have convinced me.
Finally, proof that God exists!

His thesis is simply that because the banana fits so well into his hand, it is proof that God exists.
What he doesn’t understand is that this could just as easily be an argument that this is […]

In preparation for our Italy Trip, I just bought a new camera, a Nikon Coolpix P4.
I’m liking it so far, and one of the cool geeky features is the ability to do a timelapse movie. It will take a picture every 30 seconds (or longer, unfortunately not very configurable) and then stitch them all together […]

Today’s misaddressed John Stewart email…

Hi John, I wanted to follow-up on your order regarding the ship date.  I didn’t hear back from the mill today, but I should have answer tomorrow morning.  I will keep you posted.
Thank you for your patience,
Erin Williams
Stark Carpet Corporation

I guess my doppleganger is shopping for carpet now…

Susanna and I are definitely going to be in Carmignano (near Florence, in Tuscany) for a week, at this villa.
We definitely plan to spend some extra time in Italy before we get to the villa, and rent a motorcycle.
We just spent the weekend mapping out possibilities, and here’s our current itinerary. There are some long […]

From Yahoo News:
Utah School Books the Wrong Jon Stewart
Wed Apr 12, 10:11 PM ET
An embarrassed charter school has discovered it booked the wrong Jon Stewart for its annual gala. The DaVinci Academy thought it had made a deal with comedian Jon Stewart, star of "The Daily Show" and host of this year’s Academy Awards, to […]

‘Ol Kelly’s at it again. This isn’t the first email I’ve gotten from her.
Hi John-
I saw you at the Rainbow Connection event when you were busy running and filming.  How did it go for you?
Can we set a time to get together to view the video you shot of me at the Lutheran Student Center […]

From a friend at work:
I stumbled across this Town of York history on the web and thought you could appreciate it.  The Town of York is a rural area just west of New Glarus.  Some dude named John Stewart settled the Town of Stewart in 1838.  Perhaps this guy was a distant relative of yours?  […]

In August of 2004, two friends and I trekked from Madison, WI to Coventry, VT for the final Phish concerts.
Along with hordes of dirty hippies came a deluge of rain. We managed to get in early, but this […]

Finally, someone has the chutzpah/balls/fortitude to call it like it is. Stop beating around the bush… science and religion do NOT mix.
Religion is bullshit.
Faith is evil. […]