Observations on Fatherhood #22

Son #1: “What are you doing?”

Me: “Making ice.”

Son #1: “What’s the matter with the ice maker.”

Me: “It broke a while ago and I haven’t had a chance to look at it and see what’s wrong.”

Son #1: “You know you can call someone to come out and fix it.”

Me: […]

Me: YOU’RE NOT MY SON.