Christians Gone Wild

From: Sharon Burden    
To: John Stewart, Janet Reid
Cc: Mark Coble
Date: Aug 17, 2006 1:26 PM
Subject: RE: reception

Hello John:  I have spoken with Mark and we are wondering if you can bring us the DVD file so that we can have it loaded onto the Media shout program?  Is there anyway we could receive this by tomorrow morning?
 
Sharon Burden
Church Administrator
First & Calvary Presbyterian Church


From: John Stewart
To: Sharon Burden
Date: Aug 17, 2006 2:13 PM
Subject: Re: reception

Wrong John.


From: Sharon Burden
To: John Stewart
Date: Aug 17, 2006 2:14 PM
Subject: RE: reception

sorry …


From: Janet Reid    
To: John Stewart
Date: Aug 17, 2006 11:03 PM
Subject: Re: reception

We are planning on using the big screen in fellowship hall.
 

Janet Reid
Your FAVORITE Jewelry Lady!


From: John Stewart    
To: Janet Reid
Cc: Sharon Burden, Mark Coble
Date: Aug 18, 2006 9:23 AM
Subject: Re: reception

Janet – you may be my favorite jewelry lady, but you’ve still got the wrong email address. =)

johnS


From: Sharon Burden    
To: John Stewart
Date: Aug 18, 2006 9:45 AM
Subject: RE: reception

John – we are in urgent need of you getting the dvd to us so we can install it on the laptop – when could that happen?

Sharon Burden
Church Administrator
First & Calvary Presbyterian Church


From: John Stewart     
To: Sharon Burden
Date: Aug 18, 2006 11:07 AM
Subject: Re: reception

Which one?

http://media.bestprices.com/content/dvd/90/163294.jpg or http://buy.overstock.com/images/products/muze/dvd/210761.jpg ?

The On Campus 2 one might appeal to the kids more. =)

johnS

So far, alas, the Christians have gone silent again. I could have been a lot nastier in my response (this is hardly the first, second, or tenth time these folks have pestered me with church goings-on), but I restrained myself to a PG-rated response.

Interesting how they almost invariably go silent after this. No mea culpa. No ha ha. Just the silence reserved for heathens.

5 thoughts on “Christians Gone Wild”

  1. From: Sharon Burden
    To: John Stewart
    Date: Aug 19, 2006 12:50 AM
    Subject: Re: Reception

    The church feels I should have both DVD’s at my disposal. Send them snail mail in an unmarked package please. ASAP is important. Jesus can’t wait much longer.

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